Looking good, Carla Bruni, looking good. See just how good here!
And I’m referring to your brain and your heart, Ms. Bruni-Sarkozy. You’re certainly looking a whole lot better than the most recent version of (all I know is the stuff I heard growing up and I haven’t had any time to develop a critical facility while I was messin’ with my hair and frettin’ over my nails), that is, “Miss California,” Carrie Prejean. Watch out, Sarah Palin. Carrie Prejean may decide to run for the White House!